My Own MoneyHeist

[Mazhai]

I came up with my own plan to rob a bank solo,
Much better than Professor's, for there is 0 risk and 0 guns

First you need to start early, not just 4 or 5 years early,
I started mine at high school when I decided to take commerce

You will need a degree, doesn't matter which one
But make sure you have fun in college, you don't want to raise any suspicion

Date a couple of guys, just to seem normal and dumb
But nothing too serious, you don't want emotional baggage

Now the important part, study hard and clear banking entrance exam
Doesn't matter which Bank, but make sure not the ones Mallya uses, you don't want to end heist empty handed

Once you get in, gain trust and blend in by socializing at work
Work hard or dress well to get into a Managerial position

Next strategic move is to get married,
Again, doesn't matter who, you just need someone who will let you work

Now the easy part, waiting, just show up everyday
While you slack off, you will see the plan unravel, slow and steady

Best part of the plan is you don't even have to break or drill any safes,
With this meticulous plan you will have the bank deposit money right into your account, month after month

Within 20 years, you can walkout the door, with all that money, without any masks
Like nothing ever happened and never come back.


Mazhai


P.S. This is just for awareness, please don't commit this fraud and ruin your life.

 

[Padhumai]

I came up with my own 1 person plan to rob a bank,
Much better than Professor's, for there is 0 risk and 0 guns

First you need to start early, not just 4 or 5 years early,
I started mine at high school when I decided to take commerce

You will need a degree, doesn't matter which one
But make sure you have fun in college, you don't want to raise any suspicion

Date a couple a guys, just to seem normal and dumb
But nothing too serious, you don't want emotional baggage

Now the important part, study hard and clear banking entrance exam
Doesn't matter which Bank, but make sure not the ones Mallya uses, you don't want to end heist empty handed

Once you get in, gain trust and blend in by socializing at work
Work hard or dress well to get into a Managerial position

Next strategic move is to get married,
Again, doesn't matter who, you just need someone who will let you work

Now the easy part, waiting, just show up everyday
While you slack off, you will see the plan unravel, slow and steady

Best part of the plan is you don't even have to break or drill any safes,
With this meticulous plan you will have the bank deposit money right into your account, month after month

Within 20 years, you can walkout the door, with all that money, without any masks
Like nothing ever happened and never come back.


Mazhai


P.S. This is just for awareness, please don't commit this fraud and ruin your life.

What an idea madamji ?

 

[Minnale]

I came up with my own plan to rob a bank solo,
Much better than Professor's, for there is 0 risk and 0 guns

First you need to start early, not just 4 or 5 years early,
I started mine at high school when I decided to take commerce

You will need a degree, doesn't matter which one
But make sure you have fun in college, you don't want to raise any suspicion

Date a couple of guys, just to seem normal and dumb
But nothing too serious, you don't want emotional baggage

Now the important part, study hard and clear banking entrance exam
Doesn't matter which Bank, but make sure not the ones Mallya uses, you don't want to end heist empty handed

Once you get in, gain trust and blend in by socializing at work
Work hard or dress well to get into a Managerial position

Next strategic move is to get married,
Again, doesn't matter who, you just need someone who will let you work

Now the easy part, waiting, just show up everyday
While you slack off, you will see the plan unravel, slow and steady

Best part of the plan is you don't even have to break or drill any safes,
With this meticulous plan you will have the bank deposit money right into your account, month after month

Within 20 years, you can walkout the door, with all that money, without any masks
Like nothing ever happened and never come back.


Mazhai


P.S. This is just for awareness, please don't commit this fraud and ruin your life.

Nalla varuva chellam nee?

 

[EVILL]

I came up with my own plan to rob a bank solo,
Much better than Professor's, for there is 0 risk and 0 guns

First you need to start early, not just 4 or 5 years early,
I started mine at high school when I decided to take commerce

You will need a degree, doesn't matter which one
But make sure you have fun in college, you don't want to raise any suspicion

Date a couple of guys, just to seem normal and dumb
But nothing too serious, you don't want emotional baggage

Now the important part, study hard and clear banking entrance exam
Doesn't matter which Bank, but make sure not the ones Mallya uses, you don't want to end heist empty handed

Once you get in, gain trust and blend in by socializing at work
Work hard or dress well to get into a Managerial position

Next strategic move is to get married,
Again, doesn't matter who, you just need someone who will let you work

Now the easy part, waiting, just show up everyday
While you slack off, you will see the plan unravel, slow and steady

Best part of the plan is you don't even have to break or drill any safes,
With this meticulous plan you will have the bank deposit money right into your account, month after month

Within 20 years, you can walkout the door, with all that money, without any masks
Like nothing ever happened and never come back.


Mazhai


P.S. This is just for awareness, please don't commit this fraud and ruin your life.